i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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