i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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