A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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