4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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