Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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