I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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