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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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