somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Shame - the story of my life.
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