so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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