id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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