He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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