Me too!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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