i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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