I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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