I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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