Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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