to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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