Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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