names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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