Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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