she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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