then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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