I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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