Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
