Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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