that's an acceptable place to lick
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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