What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She just used a chaser for red wine.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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