let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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