we're chasing vodka with high fives
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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