She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
do nipples grow back?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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