I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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