She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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