I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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