i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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