So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm getting married
To pizza
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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