he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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