you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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