Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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