Buhtt sex?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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