North Korea, Best Korea!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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