I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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