For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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