Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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