So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
My feet surprised me
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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