that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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