Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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