you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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