dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I am available for nakedness