Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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