my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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