What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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