It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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