I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.