He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high