Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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