she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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