And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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