I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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